but everyone seems to like to dirty the office microwave.
result: dirty, splattered, smelly, crusty office microwave.
so scary my Lean Cuisine-eating coworker now goes hungry instead of eating contaminated food.
so scary I wrapped my twice baked potato in a double layer of paper towels to protect it from debris that just might fall off during the zap, zap zapping.
so scary that I finally decided to do something about it.
I spread the word that I would be cleaning the office microwave.
Three people gave me a dollar and said they'd pay me a dollar every week I cleaned it.
I then realized cleaning that microwave was not worth it for only $3.
Then I had an idea.
That night I left a note by my garbage can, it read:
Cleaning CrewDo you clean microwaves?If so, will you clean our microwave?[ ] yes [ ] no
The next morning the sticky note was gone, but the microwave was spotless.
Everyone thanked me for cleaning it and promised my weekly payment.
I couldn't help but laugh out loud as I pocketed my first installment of $3.
That will almost get me 2 loads of wash...
i finally felt too misleading and had to admit to them all that they paid me $3 to write a sticky note. I'm not sure if I'll get next week's installment...stay tuned.