There's only one baby in there?
Wow! You look like you are about to pop!
Well, you sure carry big, don't you?
Any day now...right?
Are you sure you're not carrying a boy. It looks like you have a basketball in there. It has to be a boy.
You must be ready to be done.
Wow! Has it been THAT long since I've seen you? You're huge!
Man, that bun has gotta be baked by now! How much longer?
Oh, look at your swollen ankles!
So are you just dying to have that baby or what?
You're past THE point, aren't you?
Let's compare which is bigger you or the watermelon.
So, I say to the world--bring on the comments--you only have a short time left to judge the size and shape of my stomach without receiving a snide comment or a sneer in return. Also--if there's some chance that you could explode all your opinions about my body rather than my soon to be born little girl, that would be fabulous. I hear the comments only get worse once your baby's actually here (which, of course can't be soon enough, because yes--I'm about to pop, past THE point, AND am bigger than a lot of watermelons).